My days as a stay home parent may be numbered. Link has indicated he is prepared to go before the Senate Judiciary committee in regards to my alleged repeat violation of his human rights (at least that's how I translate his tantrums). His case hinges on the assertion that nose wiping while holding his hands down is akin to water-boarding. I'm a little worried as he will offer a compelling and extremely loud account of events.
I did it for the boogers and if I had it to do again, I would. No regrets.