Parenting Truth #67: Games children like to play are usually repetitive, annoying and/or boring for adults and always involve rules that change as you go. You must pretend to enjoy them.
Parenting Truth #68: If you are actually enjoying a game with your child(ren), as opposed to tolerating one, then your child(ren) will
a) misbehave in a manner that brings all fun to a halt
b) get hurt
c) start crying for no apparent reason, or
d) all of the above.