Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Booger Physics...

Parenting Truth # 64: A child's nose has a gravity field, if a finger comes within 6 inches of the nose it will be drawn into a nostril by the invisible force. Any finger captured by this gravitational field can only be freed by the stronger gravitational pull of the the black hole that is their mouth. Watch closely; Even if you catch your kid with a finger in the nose and say something there will be a nearly imperceptible detour by the mouth as the finger escapes orbit.

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