I say to J. Bean this morning, "What was your favorite part of vacation?"
She replied, "I liked the bunk bed!" (at the cheap motel).
Me: "Well, when you outgrow this 1 maybe we can look at bunk beds for you."
JB: "Or we can go back to the hotel and live there forever"
She obviously has not put two and two together with the "stomach bug" and the all-you-can-eat buffet and has no problem with a general state of uncleanliness. Note to self: clean less.