I hear people bringing up "man cards" all the time or threatening to revoke another man's card because they ordered a piña colada instead of a pale ale or because they don't hunt deer from dusk till dawn. I've got no issue with fruity drinks, though I prefer a German Marzen myself and I don't hunt, but take little issue with it either. Anyway, I gave it some thought and came up with an SAHD approved man card. It was time as many of the manliest men I know care for their kids all day long. Here's to you!